| Colleague: | I'm curious, do you have boyfriends before? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Yup. |
| Colleague: | Then how come you're a lesbian? Is it that you've been hurt before? |
| Me: | Nope, it's just that the time is right, the feeling is there. |
| Colleague: | Oh, cos I've met many lesbians who have been hurt badly thus they turn to becoming a homosexual. |
| Me: | Definitely not me. |
| Me: | Everytime one of our kids went up to heaven, I will always remind myself that enough is enough. But everytime when I see a homeless abandon animals out there, I have the urge to bring them home. |
|---|---|
| Dear: | I know, me too. |
| Me: | Will you be unhappy if I just bring home without permission? |
| Dear: | Only small ones. |
| Me: | But dogs are considered small. |
| Dear: | They're big. |
| Me: | How about hamsters? |
| Dear: | Can. |
This is great! We found it on Leanne’s wonderful tumblr.
| Me: | *cleaning the cages* |
|---|---|
| Colleague: | Argh! Cockroach! *runs out of the grooming room* |
| Me: | *look around frantically* Argh! It can fly! *runs out of the grooming room* |
| Dear: | My first impression of you is that you have such a huge appetite for a girl of your size. |
|---|---|
| Me: | 0.0 So sad, I don't know if its a good thing or a bad thing. |
| Dear: | So what's your first impression of me? |
| Me: | Someone that smokes. |
| Dear: | But I don't smoke already. =x |
(Source: fluffypaws, via estheristicdeyth)
| Me: | My teacher said she wants to go Korea, Jeju Island for retirement. I think I would prefer Taiwan for my retirement. |
|---|---|
| Dear: | For me, my preferred retirement country would be places like Australia. I would want to have a farm and keep a horse so that I can learn to ride one. |
| Me: | Then I don't mind going over with you. But I want to keep sheeps, then get a border collie to herd them. I've always wanted to do so. |
| Dear: | I want to learn pistol shooting too. And how to use it the safe and right way. |
| Me: | I still prefer my shears and clippers. |
| Me: | Can I join in for the Tokyo backpacking? |
|---|---|
| Dear: | OK ar. But I prefer you to save up the money to bring me off to Taiwan for a holiday. |
| Me: | Actually that's my plan. I'm thinking of saving up and go Taiwan next year. We can skip Bangkok already. |
| Dear: | OK. =D |
| Me: | I might be going to Taiwan for long term in future. For both my career and studies. And I'm pretty sure I'll be lost somewhere in Taiwan cos I do not know how to read the signs. |
|---|---|
| Sister A: | Yeah, true. They're all in Chinese and its Traditional Chinese. |
| Sister B: | So you're gonna know the dog breeds in Chinese? |
| Me: | Most likely. But I only know 贵宾狗，黄金猎犬，拉布拉多，西施，奇瓦瓦 |
(via estheristicdeyth)
